

Gay Stuff
If you are gay, you do not belong here. If you have Gay children, they do not belong here. If you support the mental health of your gay children. They do not belong with you. I hate what scares me, and love scares me.

Paint It Over
This is a great place to whitewash history.
I'm here to tell Floridians more about how I made a rainbow vanish. Why honor 49 lives when I can erase them with a roller and a government-issued bucket of beige? I decide which colors you’re allowed to see, and spoiler: it’s not the ones that remind you of equality.
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This website is perfect for me to brag about how I turned cruelty into a policy platform, how erasure became leadership, and how I spend more time painting over murals than solving your problems. My team of censors? The best in the business, banning books, silencing teachers, and repainting history so it matches my campaign logo. Freedom, my way.